Hello, Ezra here, and I want to point out it doesn’t have to be cake. It can be clouds or sparkles or theme parks or something.

I feel I should explain. In a matter of weeks Hannah and I will get our brand-new, super-cool server. Hannah and I are in the process of a small, Minecraft-server oriented political debate of our own in order to have it recognized for me to have a large but finite area of our server in which I and I alone rule and can use commands as long as my rule and command use does not directly influence the outside world of Minecraftia, yada yada yada. I drew up an agreement that went on and on like that in an attempt to do everything necessary to keep Hannah happy and still leave some loopholes for myself (don’t tell Hannah). But she hasn’t agreed to it yet.

Of course, it was well after I gave her the agreement that it finally occurred to my to my slow little brain that if I wanted to use commands on the server and Hannah didn’t, and it was our server, then that would put us at an impasse. Now, some people might think that that would just mean that there would be no commands on our server, but that’s just what Hannah wants and my opinion is as valuable as hers and I do want commands. So the most likely thing that would happen is that we would remain at an impasse and not negotiate the building of a finite area to be ruled by me and my commands alone.

Which would allow me to do anything I wanted. I wouldn’t be confined or restricted. Hannah would do anything she wanted- which isn’t very much considering she doesn’t want to use commands- and I could do anything I wanted. And my plans for the server are far more ambitious.

So now I sit, thinking of how much I could do if Hannah and me were at an impasse over the rules of the server while the agreement that I made (that I have to follow to the word if she agrees to it) sits in her room, gathering dust, while she stalls to agree to it. And if she does agree to it- which I’m sure she will before we get our server- then my options on what I can do with commands on our server are dramatically decreased.

So, obsessive rant aside, the long and short is that when we get the server I will build a giant kingdom in which to rule with the power of commands. And I was thinking I would have it divided into themes, like the realms were in The Lego Movie.

I was thinking my kingdom could have three to five different themes ranging from “light and happy” to “dark and scary” to “kinda just normal”. Say, if I were to have five themes, I might have themes like “Cake Land”, “Rainbow Amusement Park”, “Medieval/modern crossover country”, “Space Simulation” and “Dark Scary Forest”. That was two light happy themes, two in-between themes and one dark scary theme. Come to think of it, I think I’ll definitely keep the “medieval/modern cross” theme and build a big castle for myself in it.

But that still leaves two to four themes left to decide, and I want you guys to help me! I need more light, dark and normal(ish) themes to put in my realm. So tell me any themes you can think of that fit those categories in the comments below and they might be put in my kingdom!

See you soon!

Ezra

The title got your attention, huh?

Hello, Ezra here, and today I want to discuss something that is every bit as important as the title implies, and that is what I name my pig.

You see, a short while after me and Hannah move to Costa Rica, we are going to start a farm on which our two personal pet pigs will live,which we will acquire because after a certain unnamed family member who is definitely not Hannah had a nervous breakdown over moving. This unnamed family member only completely calmed down after being given reassurances, several talks, several days and the promise of a quad, a surfboard and a pig upon arriving. Of course, I, who was originally skeptical of the moving plan but was convinced it was a good idea by the time that the breakdown occurred, was of the opinion that I should ALSO get a pig and stuff. So when we move, we are going to have a family quad and personal surfboards and pigs.

So the question remains- what should I name my pig?

I was thinking that I might name it Reuben- which is not a particularly GOOD name or anything but happens to be the name of the coolest pig I know. In fact, Reuben’s coolness among pigs is only challenged by George, the Minecraft pig hailing from Element Animation’s youtube series called An Egg’s Guide To Minecraft.

George becomes more animated, develops more character and plays a bigger role to the story in episode 15, which was made about a year after part 14.

Reuben is also a Minecraft pig. He can be found in the video game Minecraft Story Mode (which is actually a game unto itself and is not a part of Minecraft). I may be king of biased as I watch a lot of his videos, but I think that Reuben is best showcased in the Let’s-play video made by Dan from The Diamond Minecart.

I don’t want to spoil it, but much like George, Reuben’s usefulness to the plot is greatly enhanced in later episodes of DanTDM’s Minecraft Story Mode series.

So I think I will name my pig Reuben, but if you have any name ideas then please tell us in the comments below and I will consider using it as my pig’s name, and if any of your friend’s have good pig-name-ideas then please direct them to quewhatnow.com so they can have a vote too. We’ll see who will get to name the pig in a few weeks!

And by the way, in case you didn’t get it; when I said “a-pig-alyptic” in the title I was playing off the word “apocalyptic”, but we were… talking about pigs… so I slotted it… in… Oh, never mind.

More posts coming soon!

Ezra